I involuntarily shuddered when I first saw this sock/sandal travesty. Usually when Kyle Mammarella sends me something it has to do with housewife trivia, Dolly Parton, or an old Senor Frog’s memory—but the fitness buff (he runs a mean marathon) sent me this mess collaboration with Grey Ant. Maybe he was researching what to wear in Nene’s next high heel race. The race essentially taught battered women to run away from abusive men in while wearing heels. This is a separate discussion all in itself.
Of course the photo above may cause you to question the world in which we live, not just because of the socks—those are just an added bonus. However, may I ask you to look at the photo below: If I HAD to do yard work, maybe this wouldn’t be the worst choice. I mean, first off you wouldn’t give a shit if you got these things muddy, but also that heel might just dig deep and give you more stability than a flat shoe would. Just call me the eternal optimist for finding a light at the end of this Teva travesty tunnel.
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